Bear Visits Iselin
By Vice President Mark Farese
June 14, 2016

Today, Iselin had a special visitor. A black bear. He wandered around in various backyards in a wide area before going into a wooded area. He visited Diaz St, Hunt St, Goodrich St, Dorset Rd, Warwick St, Kennedy St, Middlesex Ave, McLean St, Kennedy Park School 24 and Heather Ln. Woodbridge Police did a great job of keeping everyone safe. He was given an application for membership, but disappeared into the woods before he could sign it. Rumors have it that he was in the area to steal some picnic baskets. An extensive investigation found that no picnic baskets were harmed. His sidekick Boo-Boo was not involved and Ranger Smith was no where to be found.